33 Funny Quotes About Exercise from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 3

Last updated on: September 10, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about exercise from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

21 Oh, dear Lord, not jogging.

Frank Oz as Miss Piggy in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

22 To get back my youth, I'd do anything in the world except get up early, take exercise or be respectable.

George Sanders as Lord Henry Wotton in The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945)

23 If the Good Lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

24 I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting, I did over a thousand.

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

25 I've been working out. Feel my wing.

Quote from A Bug's Life

26 Now for a little ice folly. I'm gonna do the figure eight, foreign version: two cheese pizzas.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

27 Hmm. Don't look so good. Muscle, I say, muscle's gettin' kinda flabby. I better do a few exercises and build 'em up.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

28 Sandy has a girlfriend, Glenda. She's a weight lifter. It's not like her neck is bigger than her head.

Quote from Sleepless in Seattle

29 Every time I see you hit one in the air, you owe me 20 pushups.

James Gammon as Lou in Major League (1989)

30 Care to join us in a stroll? Stir up the liver? Sweat out the toxins? Help nature to help you?

Quote from Beat the Devil (1953)

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