147 Funny Quotes About Food from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 13

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A collection of funny quotes about food from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

121 The $64 question... what do you do with a vegetable? -Boil it. -What'd you say? -Boil it, stew it, bake it, fry it.

Margaret Sheridan as Nikki Nicholson; Douglas Spencer as Scotty in The Thing from Another World

122 Uh-uh. You can't trust a moth. Sometimes they get hungry in the middle of the night, so they start looking around for a little snack, and then...

Robert Strauss as Kruhulik in The Seven Year Itch (1952)

123 Phil, you're going to the groundhog dinner? -No, I had groundhog for lunch. Wasn't bad. Tastes like chicken.

Bill Murray as Phil Connors in Groundhog Day

124 Listen up! A lot of burger places have been telling you they make chicken, too. What do they know about chicken? They know cows! I mean, does this look right to you?

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

125 Tiramisu. -What is tiramisu? -You'll find out. -What is it? -You'll see. -Some woman will want me to do it to her. I'm not going to know what it is. -You'll love it.

Tom Hanks as Sam Baldwin in Sleepless in Seattle

126 Oh, I had breakfast already, Piglet. -Well, you can never have too many breakfastses, I always say.

John Fiedler as Piglet in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

127 Hey, Pete, where's the beef? -It's coming, it's coming. Got two hands only.

Steve Whitmire as Rizzo The Rat in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

128 This Tabasco sauce ought to snuff him out like a birthday candle, and this red pepper, and this gunpowder, and some liquid nitroglycerine, and a dash of TNT.

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

129 There. If I say so myself, I do set out a very appetizing picnic. Now all I got to do is wait for the food to arrive.

John Byner as The Ant And The Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

130 We're drivin' a half hour. The closest we came to food, we almost hit a deer.

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)