40 Funny Quotes About Gambling from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 2

Updated: Sep 15, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about gambling from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

11 He bet like a _in' brain surgeon.

Joe Pesci as Nicholas "Nicky" Santoro in Casino (1995)

12 Care to make a bet on that? -Any amount you want. Sky's the limit. How about a dollar?

Quote from Mister Ed

13 Beginner's luck. 20 bucks says you can't do it again.

Quote from Happy Gilmore

14 Ha! Lucky guess. I just lost a buck... to myself.

Kevin Heffernan as Rod Farva in Super Troopers

15 Now, listen, casinos have house rules. The first one is, they don't like to lose.

Tom Cruise as Charlie Babbitt in Rain Man (1988)

16 I figured he couldn't lose. I put it all on his nose. He lost by a nose.

Sterling Hayden as Dix Handley in The Asphalt Jungle (1950)

17 Seven again! Let her ride. Daddy's gonna buy a new Cadillac.

Dwight Schultz as Howling Mad Murdock in The A-Team

18 Do you know what? He won $40 off me at poker, all the money I had. Then he takes me aside and gives them back to me, just so long as I never played poker again.

Quote from The Outcasts of Poker Flat (1954)

19 I won! I won! -Yes. -Hey! There must've been some way I could've lost.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

20 A sure thing is never a gamble. -No? What odds will you give that that's a fact?

Quote from The Strange Love of Martha Ivers (1946)

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