40 Funny Quotes About Gambling from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 2

A collection of funny quotes about gambling from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

11 Beginner's luck. 20 bucks says you can't do it again.

Quote from Happy Gilmore

12 Ha! Lucky guess. I just lost a buck... to myself.

Kevin Heffernan as Rodney "Rod" Farva; Rod Farva in Super Troopers

13 Now, listen, casinos have house rules. The first one is, they don't like to lose.

Tom Cruise as Charlie Babbitt in Rain Man (1988)

14 I figured he couldn't lose. I put it all on his nose. He lost by a nose.

Sterling Hayden as Dix Handley in The Asphalt Jungle (1950)

15 Seven again! Let her ride. Daddy's gonna buy a new Cadillac.

Dwight Schultz as Howling Mad Murdock in The A-Team

16 Do you know what? He won $40 off me at poker, all the money I had. Then he takes me aside and gives them back to me, just so long as I never played poker again.

Quote from The Outcasts of Poker Flat (1954)

17 I won! I won! -Yes. -Hey! There must've been some way I could've lost.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

18 A sure thing is never a gamble. -No? What odds will you give that that's a fact?

Barbara Stanwyck as Martha Ivers; Van Heflin as Sam Masterson in The Strange Love of Martha Ivers (1946)

19 Count it. 30 bucks... you're paid in full. -Well, that's great. You want a receipt? Chances are, you jackrolled some other poor sucker to get it. Did you? -I did not. I won it absolutely fair in a crap game.

Humphrey Bogart as Andrew Morton; John Derek as Nick Romano in Knock on Any Door (1949)

20 Say, any luck with the 4:30? -Yes, it didn't hit me. That's the only luck I had with it.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)