41 Funny Quotes About Gambling from Movies with Audio – Page 3

Updated: Aug 18, 2026

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21 Now, listen, casinos have house rules. The first one is, they don't like to lose.

Tom Cruise as Charlie Babbitt in Rain Man (1988)

22 Ha! Lucky guess. I just lost a buck... to myself.

Kevin Heffernan as Rodney "Rod" Farva; Rod Farva in Super Troopers

23 Beginner's luck. 20 bucks says you can't do it again.

Quote from Happy Gilmore

24 Strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

Joshua / WOPR in WarGames (1983)

25 It's a island, dear, and a glorious one, because they have a queen and they have a royal family. -Oh, just like a poker game. -It's a full house.

Robin Williams as Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire in Mrs. Doubtfire

26 I'll bet you 20 bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day. -No way. -I'll give you 3-to-1 odds. -Nope. -5-to-1? -Nope. -10-to-1? -You're on.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas; Jeff Daniels as Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber

27 Gin. -Gin? Gin? He don't pay no attention to the cards, and he kills me with his gin!

Quote from Kiss Me Deadly (1955)

28 Gambling's a sin. -So what? This ain't gamblin', it's stealin'. -That's a bigger sin. -Not if you don't get caught.

Quote from The Cowboys (1972)

29 I've got $500 on the nose of Lady Care today. I can't lose forever. -You'd be surprised.

Harry Belafonte as Johnny Ingram; Ed Begley as David Burke in Odds Against Tomorrow (1959)

30 Perhaps you'd like to try a little roulette. It's probably less than wise of me to tell you, but the house is having a streak of bad luck this evening.

Quote from Dead Reckoning (1947)