40 Funny Quotes About Gambling from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 3

Updated: Sep 15, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about gambling from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

21 Count it. 30 bucks... you're paid in full. -Well, that's great. You want a receipt? Chances are, you jackrolled some other poor sucker to get it. Did you? -I did not. I won it absolutely fair in a crap game.

Humphrey Bogart as Andrew Morton; John Derek as Nick Romano in Knock on Any Door (1949)

22 Say, any luck with the 4:30? -Yes, it didn't hit me. That's the only luck I had with it.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

23 God of Luck. I promise this will be the last time I gamble. I just got to win back all my losses, but I'll need your blessings. Please answer my prayers. Give me blessings, give me blessings.

Quote from The Deadly Breaking Sword (1979)

24 How's about a little game of poker? Damp jacks wild? Gin rummy? Chemin defer? Whist? Old maid? Young maid? Tiddlywinks? Potsy maybe?

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

25 Strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

Joshua Wopr in WarGames (1983)

26 Gambling's a sin. -So what? This ain't gamblin', it's stealin'. -That's a bigger sin. -Not if you don't get caught.

John Wayne as Wil Andersen in The Cowboys (1972)

27 I've got $500 on the nose of Lady Care today. I can't lose forever. -You'd be surprised.

Harry Belafonte as Johnny Ingram; Ed Begley as David Burke in Odds Against Tomorrow (1959)

28 Perhaps you'd like to try a little roulette. It's probably less than wise of me to tell you, but the house is having a streak of bad luck this evening.

Humphrey Bogart as Capt. Warren "Rip" Murdock in Dead Reckoning (1947)

29 I never think when I gamble. I just feel, and I feel snake eyes.

Humphrey Bogart as Capt. Warren "Rip" Murdock in Dead Reckoning (1947)

30 Gin. -Gin? Gin? He don't pay no attention to the cards, and he kills me with his gin!

Ralph Meeker as Mike Hammer in Kiss Me Deadly (1955)

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