40 Funny Quotes About Gambling from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 4

Updated: Sep 15, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about gambling from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

31 Nobody wins that much money at twenty-one honestly. -I had a lucky streak. -A very deft way of cutting cards. -Took me years to learn.

Glenn Ford as Johnny Farrell in Gilda (1946)

32 I also gamble like a degenerate.

Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street

33 I hit the jackpot, but it's always a crackpot.

Dean Martin as Sgt. Puccinelli in At War with the Army (1950)

34 Oh, God. Here. Go on over to the roulette... play our anniversary... and stay off of black.

Jack Nicholson as The President in Mars Attacks! (1996)

35 Best of all, for the first time in my life I figured out a way not to lose.

Robert De Niro as Sam "Ace" Rothstein in Casino (1995)

36 Didn't you always say that gambling's an honest trade?

Kurt Russell as Wyatt Earp in Tombstone (1993)

37 I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here.

Claude Rains in Casablanca (1942)

38 Don't count him out! That bastard's got luck tattooed to his _!

Jack Black as Jeff Portnoy in Tropic Thunder (2008)

39 Great guy. Great gambler. He told me he couldn't lose. The joke was certainly on him. He lost his province, his army, his life.

Barbara Stanwyck as Megan Davis in The Bitter Tea of General Yen (1933)

40 Dude, you gotta have a poker face, like me.

Keanu Reeves as Ted "Theodore" Logan in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure