40 Funny Quotes About Gambling from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 4

Updated: Sep 15, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about gambling from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

31 Nobody wins that much money at twenty-one honestly. -I had a lucky streak. -A very deft way of cutting cards. -Took me years to learn.

Glenn Ford as Johnny Farrell in Gilda (1946)

32 I also gamble like a degenerate.

Quote from The Wolf of Wall Street

33 I hit the jackpot, but it's always a crackpot.

Quote from At War with the Army (1950)

34 Oh, God. Here. Go on over to the roulette... play our anniversary... and stay off of black.

Quote from Mars Attacks! (1996)

35 Best of all, for the first time in my life I figured out a way not to lose.

Quote from Casino (1995)

36 Didn't you always say that gambling's an honest trade?

Quote from Tombstone (1993)

37 I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here.

Claude Rains in Casablanca (1942)

38 Don't count him out! That bastard's got luck tattooed to his _!

Jack Black as Jeff Portnoy in Tropic Thunder (2008)

39 Great guy. Great gambler. He told me he couldn't lose. The joke was certainly on him. He lost his province, his army, his life.

Quote from The Bitter Tea of General Yen (1933)

40 Dude, you gotta have a poker face, like me.

Quote from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

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