41 Funny Quotes About Moms from Movies (+ Audio Clips)

Updated: Sep 12, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about moms from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

1 The Mom bad news train is pulling in. Toot-toot!

Lewis Black as Anger in Inside Out

2 Come on. Do I look like the mother of the future? I mean, am I tough? Organized? I can't even balance my checkbook.

Linda Hamilton as Sarah Connor in The Terminator

3 Who did you say was after you? -My mama! She wants to give me a bath!

Roo in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

4 Skip the drama, stay with mama. Mother, knows best.

Donna Murphy as Mother Gothel in Tangled

5 Your mom let you get a tattoo?

Quote from How to Train Your Dragon

6 I'll consider mistress, plaything, toy for a night, but I refuse to be your mother. That's out. -No, you got it all wrong. I'm the mother.

Quote from Ocean's 11 (1960)

7 Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Mom, you sure can hydrate a pizza.

Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly in Back to the Future Part II

8 Hey, Martin! Telephone! -Just a minute. -It's your mother!

Sidney Poitier as Crease in Sneakers (1992)

9 Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother?

Quote from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

10 Mother knows best. Take it from your mumsey. On your own, you won't survive.

Donna Murphy as Mother Gothel in Tangled

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