41 Funny Quotes About Moms from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 3

Last updated on: September 12, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about moms from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

21 Oh, and, and Ma, it's kind of cold her in the city. Will you like in the bureau and see if I've got an extra pair of those long, woolen under drawers? Goodbye, mom.

Quote from Palooka (1934)

22 But what Mama don't know won't hurt her.

Henry Winkler as Coach Klein in The Waterboy (1998)

23 No, Colonel Sanders, you're wrong. Mama's right.

Adam Sandler as Bobby Boucher in The Waterboy (1998)

24 How were you grown? Inside your mother? -Right in there. Are you sure? -That's what she told me. I have to believe her. I don't know.

Quote from Logan's Run

25 God, if your mother was alive, she'd... she'd turn over in her grave!

Anthony Quinn as Lou Carbone in Jungle Fever

26 You won't miss the wedding? -Mother! Have I ever missed one of your weddings? -Yes. The first one.

Quote from Ocean's 11 (1960)

27 Mom's a heck of a lot of fun, isn't she? Oh, she's every inch a queen.

Rod Steiger as Mr. Joyboy in The Loved One (1965)

28 I had a perfectly normal childhood. -I see. You wanted to kill your father and sleep with your mother.

Austin Pendleton as Earl Williams in The Front Page (1974)

29 This is no time for a rumba lesson. -It isn't a rumba, it's my mother.

Quote from All Through the Night (1942)

30 Hey, hey. Lastik, man, what happened to you? -Man, I just gave your mama a piggyback ride, and she weighs twice as much as I do.

Quote from Remember the Titans

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