41 Funny Quotes About Moms from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 3

Updated: Sep 12, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about moms from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

21 Oh, and, and Ma, it's kind of cold her in the city. Will you like in the bureau and see if I've got an extra pair of those long, woolen under drawers? Goodbye, mom.

Jimmy Durante as Knobby Walsh in Palooka (1934)

22 But what Mama don't know won't hurt her.

Henry Winkler as Coach Klein in The Waterboy (1998)

23 No, Colonel Sanders, you're wrong. Mama's right.

Adam Sandler as Bobby Boucher in The Waterboy (1998)

24 How were you grown? Inside your mother? -Right in there. Are you sure? -That's what she told me. I have to believe her. I don't know.

Peter Ustinov as Old Man; Jenny Agutter as Jessica 6 in Logan's Run

25 God, if your mother was alive, she'd... she'd turn over in her grave!

Anthony Quinn as Lou Carbone in Jungle Fever

26 You won't miss the wedding? -Mother! Have I ever missed one of your weddings? -Yes. The first one.

Ilka Chase as Mrs. Restes; Peter Lawford as Jimmy Foster in Ocean's 11 (1960)

27 Mom's a heck of a lot of fun, isn't she? Oh, she's every inch a queen.

Rod Steiger as Mr. Joyboy in The Loved One (1965)

28 I had a perfectly normal childhood. -I see. You wanted to kill your father and sleep with your mother.

Austin Pendleton as Earl Williams in The Front Page (1974)

29 This is no time for a rumba lesson. -It isn't a rumba, it's my mother.

Humphrey Bogart as Alfred "Gloves" Donahue; William Demarest in All Through the Night (1942)

30 Hey, hey. Lastik, man, what happened to you? -Man, I just gave your mama a piggyback ride, and she weighs twice as much as I do.

Donald Faison as Petey Jones; Ethan Suplee as Louie Lastik in Remember the Titans

41 Funny Quotes About Moms from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 3

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