41 Funny Quotes About Moms from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 4

A collection of funny quotes about moms from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

31 Now, pay attention, son. I'll show you who's the best man around here, a chicken or a dog. I'll prove that your mother's the best man.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

32 Mother, you are going to make him sick. You stuffed all this crap down in my throat for years, and it was nothing wrong with me.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Detective John Kimble in Kindergarten Cop

33 Hey. Don't let your mother smell beer on your breath. She'll take it out on me.

Chevy Chase as Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

34 You're all wrong. Mama's right. Mama's right!

Adam Sandler as Bobby Boucher in The Waterboy (1998)

35 Oh... Mama's not a big fan of restaurants or of me going to one.

Adam Sandler as Bobby Boucher in The Waterboy (1998)

36 I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she is of age, I'm putting her in a home.

Will Ferrell as Brennan Huff in Step Brothers (2008)

37 Take it easy, Marty, this glamour girl you're pushing around happens to be my mother.

Humphrey Bogart as Alfred "Gloves" Donahue in All Through the Night (1942)

38 Mother, I say mother's little man. Huh. She's trying to make a pantywaist out of that poor kid.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

39 It's sad when a mother has to speak the words that condemn her own son, but I couldn't allow them to believe that I would commit murder.

Anthony Perkins as Norman Bates in Psycho (1960)

40 Your mother is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins in The Nutty Professor (1996)