11 Funny Quotes About Sisters from Movies (+ Audio Clips)

Updated: Sep 13, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about sisters from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

1 In 5th grade, I knocked my sister down the stairs, and I blamed it on the dog.

Sean Astin as Michael "Mikey" Walsh in The Goonies

2 She's your sister, dude. She's gotta be. And you made out with her, man! What's wrong with you, you pervert?

David Spade as Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

3 You are a disappointment, sister. Of all our siblings, I hated you least.

Karen Gillan as Nebula in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

4 Don't listen to anything my sister says. She's nuts.

Vicki Lewis as Deb And Flo in Finding Nemo

5 Why, why, why was I cursed with such idiot sisters? -Just lucky, I guess.

6 You just said your sister's hot! What a freak! You're goin' to hell, man!

David Spade as Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

7 We're twin sisters. -You might say we're related.

Eva Gabor as Duchess in The Aristocats

8 You rotten sister! Your butt is crushing me!

Daveigh Chase as Lilo Pelekai in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

9 This is my twin sister. Her name Fook Yu.

Mike Myers as Austin Powers in Austin Powers in Goldmember

10 Dear Santa Claus. I got a little sister last year. This year I'd rather have some clay dough.

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone (1990)