She's your sister, dude. She's gotta be. And you made out with her, man! What's wrong with you, you pervert?

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

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8 seconds sound clip from the Joe Dirt (2001) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:46:27 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Well, because when I was, like, nine or ten years old my parents pulled over on the side of the road to look at that big dinosaur out there in California, and the next thing I knew, they were gone.

- Wait a minute. Did you have a brother?

- Mm-hmm. I did.

- So, you wanna go back in the house? We can have sex.

(WHIRRING)

- She's your sister, dude. She's gotta be. And you made out with her, man! What's wrong with you, you pervert?

- Well, I didn't know she was my sister when I kissed her. So it's not my fault.

- And she's one of the hottest girls on the planet.

- You just said your sister's hot! What a freak! You're goin' to hell, man!

- I got to tell her what happened, why I got weird. And for God's sakes, I got to treat her like a sister.

[...]

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