47 Funny Quotes About Sleep from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 5

Updated: Apr 8, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about sleep from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

41 I know. Counting sheep will do it every time. -But we haven't got any sheep.

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh; Ken Sansom as Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

42 Say, what good is a nice spring nap if you're going to sleep right through it?

Paul Winchell as Tigger; Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

43 He was a terrific sleeper. -It's hard to believe. -Oh, it's true. He almost never made a serious mistake while he was sleeping.

Capucine as Lady Simone Litton in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

44 Well, this is your bed, but we don't sleep around here. Nonstop excitement in this dorm.

Maureen Teefy as Lucy Lane in Supergirl (1984)

45 Oh, look, I already lost an hour's sleep on the time change.

Quote from Night of the Living Dead (1968)

46 I want sleep more than anything else, except maybe food.

Quote from Psycho (1960)

47 Mantovani? They play Mantovani to insomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs.

Quote from Good Morning, Vietnam