47 Funny Quotes About Sleep from Movies with Audio – Page 3

Updated: Apr 8, 2026

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21 What do you mean, sick? He never had it so good. He eats, sleeps and exercises, all at the same time.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

22 I remember him bragging that one of those pills could knock out a bull elephant. It took two of them to put him to sleep and that took an hour.

Quote from Garfield's Babes and Bullets (1989)

23 They're not interested in sleep. Their job is taxes. They're not gonna send me to jail for insomnia.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

24 Well it's as clear as crystal. It isn't the coffee, it's the bunk. If you don't sleep at night it isn't the coffee that keeps you awake, it's the bunk.

Dick Powell as Jimmy in Christmas in July (1944)

25 Look fatso. Take a good look, huh? You just bought yourself a lifetime supply of insomnia.

Telly Savalas as Lt. "Theo" Kojak; Lt. Theo Kojak in Kojak

26 I also brought Mozart to play while he sleeps to make him smarter because leading experts say Mozart makes babies smarter.

Quote from The Incredibles

27 You know, I wish my parents played Mozart when I slept because half the time I don't even know what the heck anyone's talking about.

Quote from The Incredibles

28 Hey! Check out my Web site. Twenty-four hour Alex Cam. Watch me sleep.

Ben Stiller as Alex The Lion in Madagascar

29 It had me worried. For nights, I wasn't sleeping. I tried warm milk and everything. -Internally? -Of course. Why?

Verree Teasdale as Ann Westley; Harold Lloyd as Burleigh "Tiger" Sullivan in The Milky Way (1936)

30 Now, while I go to sleep, your job is to keep this place quiet, because I hate noise! Can't stand noise!

Quote from The Tex Avery Show