46 Funny Quotes About Sleep from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 3

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about sleep from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

21 You know, I wish my parents played Mozart when I slept because half the time I don't even know what the heck anyone's talking about.

Craig T. Nelson as Mr. Incredible in The Incredibles

22 Hey! Check out my Web site. Twenty-four hour Alex Cam. Watch me sleep.

Ben Stiller as Alex The Lion in Madagascar

23 It had me worried. For nights, I wasn't sleeping. I tried warm milk and everything. -Internally? -Of course. Why?

Verree Teasdale as Ann Westley; Harold Lloyd as Burleigh "Tiger" Sullivan in The Milky Way (1936)

24 Well, this is your bed, but we don't sleep around here. Nonstop excitement in this dorm.

Maureen Teefy as Lucy Lane in Supergirl (1984)

25 Now, while I go to sleep, your job is to keep this place quiet, because I hate noise! Can't stand noise!

Bill Thompson as Droopy Dog in The Tex Avery Show

26 Okay, that settles it. Goodbye! -But, but... -You buttered your bread. Now sleep in it!

Cliff Edwards as Jiminy Cricket in Pinocchio (1939)

27 Well it's as clear as crystal. It isn't the coffee, it's the bunk. If you don't sleep at night it isn't the coffee that keeps you awake, it's the bunk.

Dick Powell as Jimmy in Christmas in July (1944)

28 I tell you it's a new scientific theory. People only think coffee keeps them awake. Those kind of people are nervous wreck and couldn't sleep anyway.

Dick Powell as Jimmy in Christmas in July (1944)

29 They're not interested in sleep. Their job is taxes. They're not gonna send me to jail for insomnia.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

30 What do you mean, sick? He never had it so good. He eats, sleeps and exercises, all at the same time.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)