46 Funny Quotes About Sleep from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 2

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about sleep from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

11 Oh, we need to keep our strength up for sleeping.

John Fiedler as Piglet in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

12 Oh, bother. I'm sorry. I think my foot went to sleep without me.

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

13 I don't know how to sleep. I know how to pass out.

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

14 Now, let's go to sleep. You'll feel a lot better in the morning. Psychopathic old _ cat, you.

Mel Blanc as Porky Pig in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters

15 Oh. What's happening? What is it? I can't run anymore. I'm so sleepy.

Judy Garland as Dorothy Gale in The Wizard of Oz (1939)

16 So, good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs bite. Because there are literally thousands of them. And there's probably something in your closet.

Steve Carell as Gru in Despicable Me

17 Okay, people, people, look alive. Let's go. Come on. Get up. Let's move it. Rise and shine. Y'all way past the beauty sleep thing, trust me.

Eddie Murphy as Mushu in Mulan (1998)

18 I'm sorry. It's only December. I need my beauty sleep.

Janet Waldo as Cindy Bear in Yogi's First Christmas (1980)

19 Look fatso. Take a good look, huh? You just bought yourself a lifetime supply of insomnia.

Telly Savalas as Lt. Theo Kojak in Kojak

20 I also brought Mozart to play while he sleeps to make him smarter because leading experts say Mozart makes babies smarter.

Craig T. Nelson as Mr. Incredible in The Incredibles