45 Funny Quotes About Sleep from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 4

Updated: Sep 10, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about sleep from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

31 Yes. Professor O'Tabby was an insomniac. The coffee kept him awake. He needed very potent sleeping pills to help him doze off at night.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield's Babes and Bullets (1989)

32 I remember him bragging that one of those pills could knock out a bull elephant. It took two of them to put him to sleep and that took an hour.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield's Babes and Bullets (1989)

33 I played Ping-Pong so much, I even played it in my sleep.

Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump in Forrest Gump (1994)

34 Now, you will go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep.

Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore in Happy Gilmore

35 I'll think about ya before I go to bed at night. -You do and you won't sleep.

John Wayne as Wil Andersen in The Cowboys (1972)

36 I wasn't sleeping, Chief. It's just that I haven't been able to sleep these last few nights. I forgot how. So I was just practicing.

GJohn Call as Santa Claus in Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)

37 It happens to be 3 a.m. When do you sleep, 007? -Never on the firm's time, sir.

Sean Connery as James Bond in Dr. No

38 Genius is going to beddie-bye.

Gloria Grahame as Laurel Gray in In a Lonely Place

39 If you're having trouble sleeping, you might wanna try drinking a glass of water from the other side. -I thought that was for hiccups. -Does it work for hiccups?

Tom Hanks as Sam Baldwin in Sleepless in Seattle

40 I know. Counting sheep will do it every time. -But we haven't got any sheep.

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh; Jim Cummings as Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

45 Funny Quotes About Sleep from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 4

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