135 Funny Quotes About Travel from Movies with Audio – Page 11

Updated: Jul 2, 2026

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101 Oh, my God. The ticket works? I could have used it all this time and I never used it 'cause I... I was too frightened. But it's not too late. I can still go visit.

Quote from Last Action Hero

102 Don't hesitate to ring if there's anything else you want. Anything at all. -Such as two air tickets to London?

Sean Connery as James Bond in Dr. No

103 Where do you think you are, in a Hilton Hotel?

Jack Lemmon as Harry Hinkle in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

104 Why this hotel and not some other? -You probably wouldn't like that other place as much, senor. You'd have to spend half the night shootin' cockroaches.

Quote from For a Few Dollars More

105 Oh, Truman. You knew this would happen. You know you can't drive over water. Let's go home where you'll feel safe.

Laura Linney as Meryl Burbank in The Truman Show

106 You know your Bible. -You would too, if you'd spent as much time as I did in hotel rooms.

Barbara Stanwyck as Martha Ivers; Van Heflin as Sam Masterson in The Strange Love of Martha Ivers (1946)

107 Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines.

Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

108 The thumb isn't good enough for you. You've gotta use your whole body. -But would you have stopped if I had used my thumb? -No.

Quote from Kiss Me Deadly (1955)

109 I'd rather die than eat airplane food.

Gaby Hoffmann in Sleepless in Seattle

110 600 rooms in the hotel and you have to sleep here.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)