118 Funny Quotes About Travel from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 11

Updated: Oct 26, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about travel from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

101 I know there's a cougar in the car, I put it in there. You gotta learn to drive with the fear.

Gary Cole as Reese Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

102 You know, it keeps us from getting shut out at our favorite hotels and restaurant-type places.

Tom Berenger as Taylor in Major League (1989)

103 Hey, Doc, we better back up. We don't have enough road to get up to 88.

Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly in Back to the Future

104 And if you order room service, you're lucky if you get it by Thursday.

Robert De Niro as Sam "Ace" Rothstein in Casino (1995)

105 Every passenger on this plane who had fish for dinner will become violently ill in the next half-hour.

Robert Hays as Ted Striker in Airplane (1980)

106 Passengers certain to die.

Robert Hays as Ted Striker in Airplane (1980)

107 I don't mean to spoil the party, but does anyone else notice we're stuck in the middle of the ocean on this couch?

Chris Pratt as Emmet Brickowski in The Lego Movie (2014)

108 Checking into a Vegas hotel under a phony name with intent to commit capital fraud and a head full of acid?

Johnny Depp as Raoul Duke in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

109 Two weeks at home. The perfect vacation.

Michael Keaton as Betelgeuse in Beetlejuice

110 Hey, do you think I can get this yacht to Paris by Sunday?

Clint Eastwood as Private Kelly in Kelly's Heroes