116 Funny Quotes About Travel from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 10

Updated: Sep 14, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about travel from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

91 You know your Bible. -You would too, if you'd spent as much time as I did in hotel rooms.

Quote from The Strange Love of Martha Ivers (1946)

92 Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines.

Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

93 The thumb isn't good enough for you. You've gotta use your whole body. -But would you have stopped if I had used my thumb? -No.

Quote from Kiss Me Deadly (1955)

94 I'd rather die than eat airplane food.

Gaby Hoffmann in Sleepless in Seattle

95 600 rooms in the hotel and you have to sleep here.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

96 Oh! You talk about puke! We ran into a hailstorm over the Sea of Japan, right? Everybody's retching their guts out! The pilot shot his lunch all over the windshield, and I barf on the radio!

Quote from The Hunt for Red October

97 You wanna know the secret to surviving air travel? After you get where you're going, take off your shoes and socks. Then you walk around on the rug barefoot and make fists with your toes.

Quote from Die Hard (1988)

98 We'd like a ticket to the north pole please.

Quote from Frosty the Snowman (1969)

99 I know there's a cougar in the car, I put it in there. You gotta learn to drive with the fear.

Gary Cole as Reese Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

100 You know, it keeps us from getting shut out at our favorite hotels and restaurant-type places.

Quote from Major League (1989)

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