118 Funny Quotes About Travel from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 10

Updated: Oct 26, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about travel from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

91 Why this hotel and not some other? -You probably wouldn't like that other place as much, senor. You'd have to spend half the night shootin' cockroaches.

Clint Eastwood as The Man With No Name in For a Few Dollars More

92 Oh, Truman. You knew this would happen. You know you can't drive over water. Let's go home where you'll feel safe.

Laura Linney as Meryl Burbank in The Truman Show

93 You know your Bible. -You would too, if you'd spent as much time as I did in hotel rooms.

Barbara Stanwyck as Martha Ivers; Van Heflin as Sam Masterson in The Strange Love of Martha Ivers (1946)

94 Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines.

Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

95 The thumb isn't good enough for you. You've gotta use your whole body. -But would you have stopped if I had used my thumb? -No.

Ralph Meeker as Mike Hammer in Kiss Me Deadly (1955)

96 I'd rather die than eat airplane food.

Gaby Hoffmann in Sleepless in Seattle

97 600 rooms in the hotel and you have to sleep here.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

98 Oh! You talk about puke! We ran into a hailstorm over the Sea of Japan, right? Everybody's retching their guts out! The pilot shot his lunch all over the windshield, and I barf on the radio!

Sean Connery as Marko Ramius in The Hunt for Red October

99 You wanna know the secret to surviving air travel? After you get where you're going, take off your shoes and socks. Then you walk around on the rug barefoot and make fists with your toes.

Bruce Willis as John McClane in Die Hard (1988)

100 We'd like a ticket to the north pole please.

Jackie Vernon as Frosty The Snowman in Frosty the Snowman (1969)

118 Funny Quotes About Travel from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 10

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