128 Funny Quotes About Travel from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 10

Updated: Jan 15, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about travel from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

91 Ted, that was probably the lousiest landing in the history of this airport.

Robert Hays as Ted Striker in Airplane (1980)

92 We'd have more luck playing pickup sticks with our butt cheeks than we have of getting a flight out of here before daybreak.

Steve Martin as Neal Page in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

93 You know, it's not what everyone thinks it is. Once the glam wears off, it's just a lot of hotel rooms, lot of airports.

Liam Neeson as Bryan Mills in Taken (2008)

94 Funnily enough, we never lose our luggage.

John Heard in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

95 Nobody touch the minibar! It's a _ing rip-off!

Sacha Baron Cohen as Admiral General Aladeen in The Dictator (2012)

96 We're traveling at an altitude of 30,000 feet. No man, nude or otherwise, could possibly be flying outside a jet plane.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Hercules in Hercules In New York

97 Oh, my God. The ticket works? I could have used it all this time and I never used it 'cause I... I was too frightened. But it's not too late. I can still go visit.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater in Last Action Hero

98 Don't hesitate to ring if there's anything else you want. Anything at all. -Such as two air tickets to London?

Sean Connery as James Bond in Dr. No

99 Where do you think you are, in a Hilton Hotel?

Jack Lemmon as Harry Hinkle in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

100 Why this hotel and not some other? -You probably wouldn't like that other place as much, senor. You'd have to spend half the night shootin' cockroaches.

Clint Eastwood as The Man With No Name in For a Few Dollars More

128 Funny Quotes About Travel from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 10

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