We'd have more luck playing pickup sticks with our butt cheeks than we have of getting a flight out of here before daybreak.
7 seconds sound clip from the Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:13:18 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- I really don't think that's any of your concern.
- You know, the finest line a man will walk is between success at work and success at home.
- I got a motto: Like your work, love your wife.
- What's the flight situation?
- Simple. There's no way on earth we're gonna get out of here tonight.
- I guess we'll find out soon enough.
- By the time the airline cancels this flight, which they will sooner or later...
- You'd have more of a better chance to find a three-legged ballerina than you would a hotel room.
- You're saying I could be stuck in Wichita?
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