116 Funny Quotes About Travel from Movies (+ Audio Clips)

Updated: Sep 14, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about travel from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

1 Let me suggest that you take a vacation from yourself. I know, it sounds wild. It is the latest thing in travel. We call it the Ego Trip.

Quote from Total Recall (1990)

2 Time-out, Shrek! Camping's definitely starting to sound good.

Quote from Shrek (2001)

3 Go see England today. Come home tomorrow.

Tony Goldwyn as Tarzan in Tarzan (1999)

4 The service on this yacht has gone to pot. Where's my tea?

Quote from Batman (1966)

5 If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat tourists.

Quote from Jurassic Park

6 Well, I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun.

Chevy Chase as Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

7 Welcome to Hotel Transylvania! Human-free since 1898. Your safest destination. Take an itinerary.

Quote from Hotel Transylvania

8 I don't like leaving my own country and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less than warm, sandy beaches and cocktails with little straw hats.

Dennis Farina as Cousin Avi in Snatch

9 How come they don't have trips where you just stay home?

Marcie in Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown

10 But they got nude beaches. -Not in the winter.

Quote from Home Alone (1990)

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