135 Funny Quotes About Travel from Movies with AudioUpdated: Jul 2, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 Kevin! You spent 967 dollars on room service? John Heard in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 2 Time-out, Shrek! Camping's definitely starting to sound good. Quote from Shrek (2001) 3 Go see England today. Come home tomorrow. Tony Goldwyn as Tarzan in Tarzan (1999) 4 Let me suggest that you take a vacation from yourself. I know, it sounds wild. It is the latest thing in travel. We call it the Ego Trip. Quote from Total Recall (1990) 5 The service on this yacht has gone to pot. Where's my tea? Quote from Batman (1966) 6 Well, I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. Chevy Chase as Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983) 7 Welcome to Hotel Transylvania! Human-free since 1898. Your safest destination. Take an itinerary. Quote from Hotel Transylvania 8 How come they don't have trips where you just stay home? Jimmy Ahrens as Marcie in Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown 9 If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat tourists. Quote from Jurassic Park 10 Just live on room service for the rest of our lives. How'd that be? Quote from Tombstone (1993) Page 1 of 14 1 2 3 ► >>