133 Funny Quotes About Travel from Movies (+ Audio Clips)

Updated: May 6, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about travel from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

1 Kevin! You spent 967 dollars on room service?

John Heard in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

2 Time-out, Shrek! Camping's definitely starting to sound good.

Mike Myers as Shrek in Shrek (2001)

3 Let me suggest that you take a vacation from yourself. I know, it sounds wild. It is the latest thing in travel. We call it the Ego Trip.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Douglas Quaid in Total Recall (1990)

4 Go see England today. Come home tomorrow.

Tony Goldwyn as Tarzan in Tarzan (1999)

5 The service on this yacht has gone to pot. Where's my tea?

Adam West as Bruce Wayne - Batman in Batman (1966)

6 If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat tourists.

Sam Neill as Dr. Alan Grant in Jurassic Park

7 Well, I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun.

Chevy Chase as Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

8 Welcome to Hotel Transylvania! Human-free since 1898. Your safest destination. Take an itinerary.

Adam Sandler as Count Dracula in Hotel Transylvania

9 How come they don't have trips where you just stay home?

Marcie From Charlie Brown in Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown

10 But they got nude beaches. -Not in the winter.

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone (1990)