135 Funny Quotes About Travel from Movies with Audio – Page 2

Updated: Jul 2, 2026

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11 Listen. Shh. You hear that? That's the open road calling my name, and I was born to answer that call. Bye. -He must have very good hearing.

Mel Gibson as Rocky; Jane Horrocks as Babs in Chicken Run

12 We seat you, we feed you, but most of all we need you, otherwise our flying days are done.

Quote from Garfield in Paradise

13 Flying's very dangerous. 1987, there were 30 airline accidents, 211 were fatalities, 231 were definitely passengers.

Dustin Hoffman as Raymond Babbitt in Rain Man (1988)

14 But they got nude beaches. -Not in the winter.

Quote from Home Alone (1990)

15 Why are you going to the airport? Flying somewhere? -How'd you guess? -I saw your luggage. Then when I noticed the airline ticket, I put two and two together.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

16 Why, I'll probably need a vacation to recover from this vacation.

Ken Sansom as Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

17 Now look, kids, if I said magic carpet, magic carpet it's gonna be. And it's gonna stop for passengers... right... here.

Quote from The Aristocats

18 Just smell that fresh air, Garfield. -That's jet fuel, dummy.

Thom Huge as Jon Arbuckle; Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield in Paradise

19 This ain't Mexico. It's Acapulco, man! Aca-sun-and-the-sand-Pulco!

Ernest Borgnine as Dominic Santini in Airwolf (1984)

20 Look, kid. I've been around, see? Been to all the foreign lands, Brooklyn included.

Jim Cummings as Peg-Leg Pete; Pete in Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas