118 Funny Quotes About Travel from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 2

Updated: Oct 26, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about travel from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

11 Just live on room service for the rest of our lives. How'd that be?

Kurt Russell as Wyatt Earp in Tombstone (1993)

12 Flying's very dangerous. 1987, there were 30 airline accidents, 211 were fatalities, 231 were definitely passengers.

Dustin Hoffman as Raymond Babbitt in Rain Man (1988)

13 Well, lookie. Lookie here. What is this? This is an official, authentic, genuine ticket to ride.

Tom Hanks as The Polar Express Conductor in The Polar Express

14 Why are you going to the airport? Flying somewhere? -How'd you guess? -I saw your luggage. Then when I noticed the airline ticket, I put two and two together.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

15 This ain't Mexico. It's Acapulco, man! Aca-sun-and-the-sand-Pulco!

Ernest Borgnine as Dominic Santini in Airwolf (1984)

16 Why, I'll probably need a vacation to recover from this vacation.

Rabbit From Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

17 We seat you, we feed you, but most of all we need you, otherwise our flying days are done.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield in Paradise

18 Just smell that fresh air, Garfield. -That's jet fuel, dummy.

Thom Huge as Jon Arbuckle; Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield in Paradise

19 Hello. Hello. No, we no got a no rooms. We got a nothing. We got a no customers. We got a nothing.

Chico Marx as Chico in The Cocoanuts (1929)

20 Kevin! You spent 967 dollars on room service?

John Heard in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

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