116 Funny Quotes About Travel from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 3

Last updated on: September 14, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about travel from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

21 Cool. So, it's like a hotel for monsters? -Yes, exactly. A hotel for monsters. Way to sum it up.

Adam Sandler as Count Dracula in Hotel Transylvania

22 1-2-3-4-5? That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage.

Mel Brooks as President Skroob in Spaceballs

23 Come on. What would Connecticut have to offer us? -Lyme disease.

Quote from Madagascar

24 Exits! Ok, there's one back here, and there's probably one over by the wing, somewhere, usually.

David Spade as Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

25 Besides, a real holiday is a pain in the butt. You got lost luggage, lousy weather, crooked taxi drivers.

Quote from Total Recall (1990)

26 Oh, can I take you to the airport? -Not unless you can fly.

Quote from Superman (1978)

27 All right. Let's see. Wallet, keys, tickets, passport, beefjerky, very expensive over there.

Quote from Toy Story 2

28 Hey! Was that floatin' like a Cadillac or was that stingin' like a Beemer? I'm confused.

Paul Newman as Doc Hudson in Cars

29 Ticket to Chicago! Used only once! -Gee whiz! Only once, Ma.

Quote from An American Tail

30 Oh, do you want a ticket, wise guy? -I'd love one, to the north pole, please!

Jackie Vernon as Frosty The Snowman in Frosty the Snowman (1969)

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