118 Funny Quotes About Travel from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 3

Updated: Oct 26, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about travel from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

21 Cool. So, it's like a hotel for monsters? -Yes, exactly. A hotel for monsters. Way to sum it up.

Adam Sandler as Count Dracula in Hotel Transylvania

22 1-2-3-4-5? That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage.

23 Come on. What would Connecticut have to offer us? -Lyme disease.

24 Exits! Ok, there's one back here, and there's probably one over by the wing, somewhere, usually.

David Spade as Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

25 Besides, a real holiday is a pain in the butt. You got lost luggage, lousy weather, crooked taxi drivers.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Douglas Quaid in Total Recall (1990)

26 Oh, can I take you to the airport? -Not unless you can fly.

27 All right. Let's see. Wallet, keys, tickets, passport, beefjerky, very expensive over there.

Tom Hanks as Sheriff Woody in Toy Story 2

28 Hey! Was that floatin' like a Cadillac or was that stingin' like a Beemer? I'm confused.

29 Ticket to Chicago! Used only once! -Gee whiz! Only once, Ma.

Phillip Glasser as Fievel Mousekewitz in An American Tail

30 Oh, do you want a ticket, wise guy? -I'd love one, to the north pole, please!

Jackie Vernon as Frosty The Snowman in Frosty the Snowman (1969)