118 Funny Quotes About Travel from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 4

Updated: Oct 26, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about travel from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

31 I say we toast marshmallows. They're less noisy, and I'm full of that fluffy stuff.

Gopher From Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

32 I haven't seen a road like this in years. -Well, then let's cruise, baby. -Low and slow.

Cheech Marin as Ramone in Cars

33 Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago.

John Candy as Del Griffith in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

34 Now look, kids, if I said magic carpet, magic carpet it's gonna be. And it's gonna stop for passengers... right... here.

Eva Gabor as Duchess in The Aristocats

35 Not that I have much use for those... tickets. I ride for free. Oh, yeah, yeah. I hop aboard this rattler any time I feels like it.

Tom Hanks as The Polar Express Conductor in The Polar Express

36 By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Julie Hagerty as Elaine Dickinson in Airplane (1980)

37 Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle. Just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

Robert Stack as Capt. Rex Kramer in Airplane (1980)

38 What kind of plane is it? -Oh, it's a big, pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the window, and wheels, and it looks like a big Tylenol.

Robert Hays as Ted Striker in Airplane (1980)

39 They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into. I say let them crash.

Robert Hays as Ted Striker in Airplane (1980)

40 Can I refill your eggnog? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

Chevy Chase as Clark W. Griswold in Christmas Vacation (1989)

118 Funny Quotes About Travel from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 4

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