130 Funny Quotes About Travel from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 4

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A collection of funny quotes about travel from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

31 Ticket to Chicago! Used only once! -Gee whiz! Only once, Ma.

Phillip Glasser as Fievel Mousekewitz in An American Tail

32 Oh, do you want a ticket, wise guy? -I'd love one, to the north pole, please!

Jackie Vernon as Frosty The Snowman in Frosty the Snowman (1969)

33 I say we toast marshmallows. They're less noisy, and I'm full of that fluffy stuff.

Gopher From Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

34 Are we there yet? -Not yet. -Well, how much further? -Six squillion light-years. -Oh, almost there.

Stephen Tobolowsky as Calculator in The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

35 I haven't seen a road like this in years. -Well, then let's cruise, baby. -Low and slow.

Cheech Marin as Ramone in Cars

36 I don't like leaving my own country and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less than warm, sandy beaches and cocktails with little straw hats.

Dennis Farina as Cousin Avi in Snatch

37 Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago.

John Candy as Del Griffith in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

38 Now look, kids, if I said magic carpet, magic carpet it's gonna be. And it's gonna stop for passengers... right... here.

Eva Gabor as Duchess in The Aristocats

39 Not that I have much use for those... tickets. I ride for free. Oh, yeah, yeah. I hop aboard this rattler any time I feels like it.

Tom Hanks as The Polar Express Conductor in The Polar Express

40 By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Julie Hagerty as Elaine Dickinson in Airplane (1980)