128 Funny Quotes About Travel from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 5

Updated: Jan 15, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about travel from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

41 Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle. Just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

Robert Stack as Capt. Rex Kramer in Airplane (1980)

42 What kind of plane is it? -Oh, it's a big, pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the window, and wheels, and it looks like a big Tylenol.

Robert Hays as Ted Striker in Airplane (1980)

43 They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into. I say let them crash.

Robert Hays as Ted Striker in Airplane (1980)

44 Can I refill your eggnog? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

Chevy Chase as Clark W. Griswold in Christmas Vacation (1989)

45 You'd have more of a better chance to find a three-legged ballerina than you would a hotel room.

John Candy as Del Griffith in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

46 You ever travel by bus before? Your mood's probably not going to improve much.

John Candy as Del Griffith in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

47 Like they say, New York is a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live here. Hmp!

Daws Butler as Yogi Bear in Hey There, It's Yogi Bear (1964)

48 That's the last goddamn hitchhiker I ever pick up.

Marilyn Burns as Sally Hardesty in The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

49 Hey, look. You got to think of us as tourists. I don't want any military information. I just want to know the best hotel, OK?

Telly Savalas as Sergeant Big Joe in Kelly's Heroes

50 Why aren't we flying? Because getting there is half the fun. You know that.

Chevy Chase as Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

128 Funny Quotes About Travel from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 5

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