118 Funny Quotes About Travel from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 5

Updated: Oct 26, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about travel from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

41 You'd have more of a better chance to find a three-legged ballerina than you would a hotel room.

John Candy as Del Griffith in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

42 You ever travel by bus before? Your mood's probably not going to improve much.

John Candy as Del Griffith in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

43 Like they say, New York is a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live here. Hmp!

Daws Butler as Yogi Bear in Hey There, It's Yogi Bear (1964)

44 That's the last goddamn hitchhiker I ever pick up.

Marilyn Burns as Sally Hardesty in The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

45 Hey, look. You got to think of us as tourists. I don't want any military information. I just want to know the best hotel, OK?

Telly Savalas as Sergeant Big Joe in Kelly's Heroes

46 Why aren't we flying? Because getting there is half the fun. You know that.

Chevy Chase as Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

47 It's a good thing I have my own ticket, just in case you guys try to ditch me.

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin Mccallister in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

48 Ladies and gentlemen, that concludes your flight. Thank you for flying Miracle Airlines, the only airline where Lady Luck is your co-pilot.

49 That's a nice beach down there. How's the water? -Yeah, it's nice and warm. And it's loaded with sharks.

Orlando Bloom as Blackburn in Black Hawk Down

50 It's always us careful drivers they're after. You try to obey the laws, be courteous... And what do you get? A ticket. Every time.

George O'Hanlon as George Jetson in The Jetsons