118 Funny Quotes About Travel from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 6

Updated: Oct 26, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about travel from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

51 No apple pie? -No, sir. -Just what kind of a hotel is this?

Oliver Hardy as Ollie in Swiss Miss (1938)

52 I'll turn this damn bus around. That'll end your precious little field trip pretty damn quick, huh? Little _.

Chris Farley in Billy Madison

53 Uh, turning right, uh, no, left. Uh, right, uh, straight ahead. Uh, left. Uh, sto... uh, no, right. Oh...

Bill Thompson as Droopy Dog in The Tex Avery Show

54 Look, this is real simple. Whatever miles we put on, we'll take off. -How? -We'll drive home backwards.

Matthew Broderick as Ferris Bueller in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

55 How much money do we have left? -Ten pounds. -That means we can afford to stay on at this hotel for another six moments.

Peter Sellers as Grytpype Thynne in The Goon Show

56 I think it's a mail plane. -How can you tell? -Well, didn't you notice its little balls?

Martin Short as Ned Nederlander in Three Amigos

57 We usually don't pick up hitchhikers, but I'm going to go with my instinct on this one. Saddle up, partner.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

58 Wanna practice parking? -What's the point? Everywhere you go has valet.

Alicia Silverstone as Cher Horowitz; Paul Rudd as Josh Lucas in Clueless (1995)

59 I can't fly a plane. -Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? -Yes. -How hard could it be?

Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson; Renée Zellweger as Vanessa Bloome in Bee Movie

60 Yeah, do they have room service? -Room service? I used to think that room service was saying your prayers in bed. -Well, you can order some prayers if you want. I will take a gin and tonic.

Debra Winger as Joy Davidman in Shadowlands

118 Funny Quotes About Travel from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 6

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