116 Funny Quotes About Travel from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 7

Updated: Sep 14, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about travel from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

61 Ocean very nice when you order weather, or some eggs for breakfast.

Quote from King Kong (1933)

62 Oh, bother. For a camping trip, I sure am doing a lot of flying. -Yeah, and a lot of landing, too.

Quote from The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

63 This is the fifth trip I've made today and I haven't been anywhere yet.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

64 Maybe I went to the wrong doctor. Every summer, he drags his family off on a five-week camping trip. His solution for everything is to go to camp.

Charlie Brown in It's an Adventure, Charlie Brown

65 You know the rules, Garfield. They don't allow pets in the seats. I had to dress you up as my son, or you couldn't have come on our vacation.

Jon Arbuckle in Garfield in Paradise

66 Who ever said, getting there is half the fun should be drug out into the street and shot.

Garfield in Garfield in Paradise

67 By the way, which way is the beach? -What beach? -Beach. You know, sand with water along... This is the Seaside Motel, isn't it? -Mr. Arbuckle, what's in a name?

Jon Arbuckle in Garfield in Paradise

68 Your brochure said Easy access to beach. -By helicopter maybe. Oh, well. There's a pool out back. I'm sure you'll enjoy it.

Jon Arbuckle in Garfield in Paradise

69 Hello. Yes? Ice water in 318? Is that so? Where'd you get it? Oh, you want some? Oh, that's different. Have you got any ice? No, I haven't. This is Cocoanut Beach... no snow, no ice.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

70 We make a reservash. -Reservash? Yes. We want a room and no bath. -Oh, I see. You're just here for the winter.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

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