130 Funny Quotes About Travel from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 7

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A collection of funny quotes about travel from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

61 We usually don't pick up hitchhikers, but I'm going to go with my instinct on this one. Saddle up, partner.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

62 Wanna practice parking? -What's the point? Everywhere you go has valet.

Alicia Silverstone as Cher Horowitz; Paul Rudd as Josh Lucas in Clueless (1995)

63 I can't fly a plane. -Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? -Yes. -How hard could it be?

Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson; Renée Zellweger as Vanessa Bloome in Bee Movie

64 Yeah, do they have room service? -Room service? I used to think that room service was saying your prayers in bed. -Well, you can order some prayers if you want. I will take a gin and tonic.

Debra Winger as Joy Davidman in Shadowlands

65 Ocean very nice when you order weather, or some eggs for breakfast.

Fay Wray as Ann Darrow in King Kong (1933)

66 Oh, bother. For a camping trip, I sure am doing a lot of flying. -Yeah, and a lot of landing, too.

Paul Winchell as Tigger; Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

67 This is the fifth trip I've made today and I haven't been anywhere yet.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

68 Maybe I went to the wrong doctor. Every summer, he drags his family off on a five-week camping trip. His solution for everything is to go to camp.

Michael Catalano as Charlie Brown in It's an Adventure, Charlie Brown

69 You know the rules, Garfield. They don't allow pets in the seats. I had to dress you up as my son, or you couldn't have come on our vacation.

Thom Huge as Jon Arbuckle in Garfield in Paradise

70 Welcome to Inversion Layer Airlines, sir. In what section are you traveling? -Third class. -What section, sir? -Third class. -I can't hear you. -Third class. -Oh. Your seat is in the rear of the plane with the rest of the slime. -Thank you.

Thom Huge as Jon Arbuckle in Garfield in Paradise