116 Funny Quotes About Travel from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 8

Updated: Sep 14, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about travel from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

71 Go upstairs and count the rooms. I think the third floor is missing.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

72 Don't get me wrong, camping isn't all that bad. Aside from the inconvenience, dampness, filth, second-rate food, insects, and cold nights, it's kind of fun.

Garfield in Garfield in the Rough (1984)

73 Captain, is this a non-stop flight to Australia? -Well, not exactly no. I could definitely say no. We're gonna have to make connections with a bigger bird.

Quote from The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

74 I'm feeling much better now. I'm even ready to hit the beaches. I'm even ready to mambo.

John Candy as Wilbur The Albatross in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

75 No, I can never sleep on a plane. Turbulence. Pardon? -Turbulence... solar radiation heats the earth's crust, warm air rises, cool airs descends. Turbulence. I don't like that.

Alec Baldwin as Jack Ryan in The Hunt for Red October

76 Ah, the sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... uh... wet.

Quote from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

77 All right, what's your idea of heaven? -Room service.

Quote from Tombstone (1993)

78 Just remember this, in this country they drive on the wrong side of the road.

Michael Caine as Charlie Croker in The Italian Job (1969)

79 Who's flying the plane? -One of the passengers...

Quote from Airplane (1980)

80 Ted, that was probably the lousiest landing in the history of this airport.

Quote from Airplane (1980)

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