134 Funny Quotes About Travel from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 9

Updated: May 23, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about travel from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

81 Where the hell are we? -New York City. -No, I don't think so. Try the other side. -OK. Oh! Texaco!

Tim Blaney as Number 5 The Robot; Ally Sheedy as Stephanie Speck in Short Circuit (1986)

82 We got cabin fever, we're flipping our bandanas. Been stuck at sea so long that we have simply gone bananas.

Quote from Muppet Treasure Island

83 You're going to try and take her back to the farm now that she's seen Paris, hm?

Ernie Hudson as Captain Monroe Kelly in Congo (1995)

84 No one can go to Zaire! The border is shut! There's a revolt! -That's not my fault. Where's my gorilla?

Dylan Walsh as Peter Elliott in Congo (1995)

85 I just flew in from Duckburg, and, boy, are my arms tired.

Terence McGovern as Launchpad Mcquack in Darkwing Duck (1991)

86 Ah, the sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... uh... wet.

Quote from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

87 I don't like leaving my own country and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less than warm, sandy beaches and cocktails with little straw hats.

Dennis Farina as Cousin Avi in Snatch

88 All right, what's your idea of heaven? -Room service.

Quote from Tombstone (1993)

89 1-2-3-4-5? That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage.

Mel Brooks as President Skroob in Spaceballs

90 Oh, can I take you to the airport? -Not unless you can fly.

Margot Kidder as Lois Lane; Christopher Reeve as Clark Kent Superman in Superman (1978)