128 Funny Quotes About Travel from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 9

Updated: Jan 15, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about travel from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

81 Oh, boy! This ski trip's turning into a real scare trip.

Casey Kasem as Shaggy Rogers in Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969)

82 Which way are you going, monsieur? -Oh, it doesn't matter. As Inspector of Police, I have business all over Paris.

Edgar Barrier as Raoul Dubert in Phantom of the Opera (1943)

83 Man, we decided to leave this place just one damn day too late, you know?

Kevin Bacon as Val in Tremors (1990)

84 Of course. Going to Mars is easy. The Club Med in Cancun this time of year would take some wrangling, but Mars is a cinch.

Brian Doyle-Murray as Wittgenstein in The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

85 Spending days in bitter cold, facing wild animals, risking death from exposure... is like holiday in old country. Hmph!

Bob Hoskins as Boris Goosinov in Balto (1995)

86 Hey. Where are we? -Let's see. Judging by the heat, I'd say I'd died and went to Phoenix.

Jim Belushi as Rocko The Rockhopper in The Pebble and the Penguin

87 All right, what's your idea of heaven? -Room service.

Kurt Russell as Wyatt Earp in Tombstone (1993)

88 Ah, the sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... uh... wet.

Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

89 Just remember this, in this country they drive on the wrong side of the road.

Michael Caine as Charlie Croker in The Italian Job (1969)

90 Who's flying the plane? -One of the passengers...

Robert Hays as Ted Striker in Airplane (1980)