116 Funny Quotes About Travel from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 9

Updated: Sep 14, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about travel from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

81 We'd have more luck playing pickup sticks with our butt cheeks than we have of getting a flight out of here before daybreak.

Quote from Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

82 You know, it's not what everyone thinks it is. Once the glam wears off, it's just a lot of hotel rooms, lot of airports.

Quote from Taken (2008)

83 Funnily enough, we never lose our luggage.

John Heard in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

84 Nobody touch the minibar! It's a _ing rip-off!

Sacha Baron Cohen as Admiral General Aladeen in The Dictator (2012)

85 We're traveling at an altitude of 30,000 feet. No man, nude or otherwise, could possibly be flying outside a jet plane.

Quote from Hercules In New York

86 Oh, my God. The ticket works? I could have used it all this time and I never used it 'cause I... I was too frightened. But it's not too late. I can still go visit.

Quote from Last Action Hero

87 Don't hesitate to ring if there's anything else you want. Anything at all. -Such as two air tickets to London?

Sean Connery as James Bond in Dr. No

88 Where do you think you are, in a Hilton Hotel?

Jack Lemmon as Harry Hinkle in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

89 Why this hotel and not some other? -You probably wouldn't like that other place as much, senor. You'd have to spend half the night shootin' cockroaches.

Quote from For a Few Dollars More

90 Oh, Truman. You knew this would happen. You know you can't drive over water. Let's go home where you'll feel safe.

Laura Linney as Meryl Burbank in The Truman Show

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