72 Movie Quotes about Planes with Audio

Updated: Jul 2, 2026

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1 Excuse me, ma'am, but I believe you're on the wrong flight.

Tom Hanks as Sheriff Woody in Toy Story 2

2 Hey, DW, nice crash. And you didn't even have a plane.

Terence McGovern as Launchpad McQuack in Darkwing Duck (1991)

3 The Royal Air Force doesn't let chickens behind the controls of a complex aircraft.

Benjamin Whitrow as Fowler in Chicken Run

4 Just smell that fresh air, Garfield. -That's jet fuel, dummy.

Thom Huge as Jon Arbuckle; Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield in Paradise

5 Airline travel's very dangerous.

Dustin Hoffman as Raymond Babbitt in Rain Man (1988)

6 What do you know about a plane that's arriving with a bunch of Germermans on it? Germerm... Germans... Germermans. There's a plane with mermans on it.

Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

7 The goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain!

Quote from The Big Lebowski

8 It's not a money thing. I have a plane phobia, okay? I mean, at any moment, those engines could catch... -Fire! Yeah, yeah. Fire bad. We know.

Steve Buscemi as Wayne; Kevin James in Hotel Transylvania

9 We've managed to secure three seats, but there might be a slight inconvenience as you will be riding on a cargo full of live poultry.

Quote from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

10 Exits! Ok, there's one back here, and there's probably one over by the wing, somewhere, usually.

David Spade as Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)