69 Movie Quotes about Planes (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

Memorable quotes about planes, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

11 There aren't any stewardesses. I wonder if there are any pilots.

Wesley Snipes as Hayes; Charlie Sheen as Vaughn in Major League (1989)

12 You owe me a plane. You know that, right?

Terrence Howard as James "Rhodey" Rhodes in Iron Man (2008)

13 Small aircraft have such a poor safety record.

Quote from Iron Man (2008)

14 I want the best available man on this. A man who knows that plane inside and out and won't crack under pressure.

Quote from Airplane (1980)

15 By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Julie Hagerty as Elaine Dickinson in Airplane (1980)

16 Mr. Striker, I know nothing about flying, but there's one thing I do know. You're the only one on this plane who can possibly fly it.

Leslie Nielsen as Dr. Rumack in Airplane (1980)

17 Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle. Just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

Robert Stack as Capt. Rex Kramer in Airplane (1980)

18 What kind of plane is it? -Oh, it's a big, pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the window, and wheels, and it looks like a big Tylenol.

Quote from Airplane (1980)

19 They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into. I say let them crash.

Quote from Airplane (1980)

20 Yes, I mean, if we are unable to recall the planes, then I'd say that, well, we're just going to have to help you destroy them, Dmitri.

Peter Sellers as Group Captain Lionel Mandrake, President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove in Dr. Strangelove