69 Funny Quotes About Work from Movies with Audio

Updated: Sep 1, 2026

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1 I can't believe I have to drive all the way to work on a Saturday. All the way to work!

Wayne Knight as Al McWhiggin in Toy Story 2

2 This is a chicken farm. -And we're the chickens.

Jane Horrocks as Babs; Julia Sawalha as Ginger in Chicken Run

3 You never hear somebody say, 'With the time I've saved by using my word processor, I'm gonna go to a Zen monastery and hang out.' You don't hear that.

Ethan Hawke as Jesse in Before Sunrise

4 Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately. -I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.

Ron Livingston as Peter Gibbons in Office Space

5 That's what the boss wants, and you know the boss. Kinda now, kinda wow.

Quote from Darkwing Duck (1991)

6 Yeah. I could use a good mule driver, maybe 2 or 3.

Humphrey Bogart as Fred C. Dobbs in The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

7 Hey, what am I payin' you for, being boring? Do that on your own time. Get out of here!

Quote from Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas

8 Yeah. I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working.

Ron Livingston as Peter Gibbons in Office Space

9 Well, okay, but... I could set the building on fire.

Stephen Root as Milton Waddams in Office Space

10 What do you mean, what are we going to do today? The same thing we've done for the last 2000 days!

Thurl Ravenscroft as Kirby in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)