69 Funny Quotes About Work from Movies with Audio – Page 2

Updated: Sep 1, 2026

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11 Yeah. I could use a good mule driver, maybe 2 or 3.

Humphrey Bogart as Fred C. Dobbs in The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

12 What do you mean, what are we going to do today? The same thing we've done for the last 2000 days!

Thurl Ravenscroft as Kirby in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

13 You think I don't know what's going on in here? I know what goes on in this cottage. It's a conspiracy. And every one of you low watts is in on it.

Phil Hartman as Air Conditioner in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

14 Without that Christmas bonus, I'm sunk!

Russi Taylor as Minnie Mouse in Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas

15 I think it's time we it smirk... Er, smit quirk... Er, quit work! Uh, what do you say? -Hooray!

Roy Atwill as Doc Dwarf in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1938)

16 What do you for a living, Mr. Wolf? -I'm a shepherd.

David Ogden Stiers as Nicky Flippers; Patrick Warburton as Wolf W. Wolf in Hoodwinked!

17 On behalf of Mortimer's Department Store, it gives me great pleasure to present you with your Christmas bonus! -A fruitcake?

Jeff Glen Bennett as Mortimer Mouse in Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas

18 I didn't know you had elves working here.

Will Ferrell as Buddy the Elf in Elf (2003)

19 This place reminds me of Santa's workshop. Except it smells like mushrooms... and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me.

Will Ferrell as Buddy the Elf in Elf (2003)

20 I work and I slave all day long, and for what?

Quote from Beauty and the Beast (1991)