68 Funny Quotes About Work from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 7

Updated: Jul 28, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about work from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

61 Sounds like a _ job. Funny, I was thinkin' the same thing.

Samuel L. Jackson as Jules Winnfield; Tim Roth as Ringo in Pulp Fiction

62 I'd say in a given week, I probably only do about 15 minutes of real, actual work.

Ron Livingston as Peter Gibbons in Office Space

63 Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth. We weren't meant to spend it this way.

Ron Livingston as Peter Gibbons in Office Space

64 I can't believe we drove around all day and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip! -Yeah, unless you want to work 40 hours a week. Pfft!

Lauren Holly as Mary Swanson; Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

65 They make the honey, and we make the money.

Ray Liotta in Bee Movie

66 So after all that hard work... it's time to start preparations for next Christmas.

Quote from Elf (2003)

67 My advice to you is to do what your parents did! Get a job, sir!

Quote from The Big Lebowski

68 Well, I ain't used to hard work neither. I always tried to avoid it.

Quote from Cool Hand Luke