69 Funny Quotes About Work from Movies with Audio – Page 7

Updated: Sep 1, 2026

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61 I'll be here all week. In fact, I'll be here for my whole life. Three hundred and sixty-five days a year, including Christmas, Hanukkah, Halloween, Kwanzaa.

Chris Rock as Marty the Zebra in Madagascar

62 Sounds like a _ job. Funny, I was thinkin' the same thing.

Samuel L. Jackson as Jules Winnfield; Tim Roth as Ringo in Pulp Fiction

63 I'd say in a given week, I probably only do about 15 minutes of real, actual work.

Ron Livingston as Peter Gibbons in Office Space

64 Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth. We weren't meant to spend it this way.

Ron Livingston as Peter Gibbons in Office Space

65 I can't believe we drove around all day and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip! -Yeah, unless you want to work 40 hours a week. Pfft!

Lauren Holly as Mary Swanson; Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

66 They make the honey, and we make the money.

Ray Liotta in Bee Movie

67 Well, I ain't used to hard work neither. I always tried to avoid it.

Quote from Cool Hand Luke

68 My advice to you is to do what your parents did! Get a job, sir!

Quote from The Big Lebowski

69 So after all that hard work... it's time to start preparations for next Christmas.

Quote from Elf (2003)