It looks like a toothpick, man.
4 seconds sound clip from the Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:10:16 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Hey, you know what I do got, though, man? I got a joint, man.
- Come on, light it up. Let's get Chinese eyes, man.
- Hey, what kind of joint is this, man?
- It's a heavy-duty joint, man.
- It looks like a toothpick, man.
- No, it's not a toothpick, man.
- No, hey, it is a toothpick, man.
- No, man, it's just... It is a toothpick.
- I must've got it in the other pocket, man.
- Hold on, man. I got the real shit right here, man. That's my dick.
[...]