All I want, Santa Claus, is two fat bitches and a bag of weed and two bags of chips to give to the fat bitches.

— Day Day, Daymond "Day Day" Jones (Mike Epps)

9 seconds sound clip from the Friday After Next (2002) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:02:43 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

- Goddamn, Day-Day.

- Take it all. One, two, get up, three.

- Yeah. That's what I'm talkin' about.

- Damn! That's an ugly-ass baby. Eyes cocked like a pistol.

- All I want, Santa Claus, is two fat bitches and a bag of weed and two bags of chips to give to the fat bitches.

- What the... Damn, these niggas are broke.

- No Christmas ham in here. Nothing. It's a damn shame.

- All I want is two fat bitches and some cheeseburgers so Cheeco can lick on them and two years' supply of rolling paper.

- Two pieces of bologna. Yeah, baby. This gonna be good right here. I'm so hungry.

- What the hell you doin' in my house eatin' a big-ass sandwich and shit?

[...]

Friday After Next (2002) Sound Clip

Friday After Next (2002) cover

Funny quotes and famous lines from the Friday After Next movie with short sound clips from the best quotes, as rated by movie-sounds.org's visitors.

Actors: Ice Cube (Craig Jones), Mike Epps (Daymond "Day Day" Jones), John Witherspoon (Willie Jones), Don 'D.C.' Curry (Elroy Jones), Katt Williams (Money Mike), Clifton Powell (Pinky)

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