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You know, I can't believe this! I can't believe that I fell for another one of you lowlife assholes again. God, what is wrong with me?

9 seconds sound clip from the Half Baked movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:50:18 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Then you have the avid nonsmoker. A lot of times they'll get your number accidentally from one of their girlfriends, call up and place an order knowing they don't smoke weed and request that you personally deliver it.

- Then when you get there, they're all mad that it's you selling weed.

- You smoke weed? At last, we can share everything.

- Get off me, you lying son of a bitch!

- What is this?

- Looks like some sort of a business card.

- Yeah, with your number on it.

- You know, I can't believe this! I can't believe that I fell for another one of you lowlife assholes again. God, what is wrong with me?

- Hey. Hey, Mary Jane, I can explain everything, all right?

- Goodbye, Thurgood.

- Wait! Hold up! Hey, Mary Jane! Mary Jane, look, the only reason I lied to you is because I like you. And I want to be with you. Mary Jane.

- Thurgood, why the long face, man?

- Mary Jane dumped me.

- Shh! Quiet down, yo. Sir Smoka Lot's on TV.

- Cecil?

[...]

Half Baked Sound Clip

Half Baked Cover

Famous quotes from Half Baked (1998 comedy film), featuring short audio clips of the best lines.

Actors: Dave Chappelle (Thurgood Jenkins / Sir Smoke-a-Lot), Jim Breuer (Brian), Harland Williams (Kenny Davis), Tommy Chong (Squirrel Master), Clarence Williams III (Samson Simpson), Rachel True (Mary Jane Potman), Guillermo Díaz (Scarface)

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