Then you have the avid nonsmoker. A lot of times they'll get your number accidentally from one of their girlfriends, call up and place an order knowing they don't smoke weed and request that you personally deliver it.
13 seconds sound clip from the Half Baked movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:49:48 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- The MacGyver smoker is a very handy guy to have around, especially when it comes to reefer.
- Hey, man, we're out of papers.
- All right. Then get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil.
- Then when you get there, they're all mad that it's you selling weed.
- You smoke weed? At last, we can share everything.
- Get off me, you lying son of a bitch!
- Looks like some sort of a business card.
- Yeah, with your number on it.
[...]