- Hey, man, we're out of papers.
- All right. Then get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil.

— (Stephen Baldwin)

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8 seconds sound clip from the Half Baked movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:49:10 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- She's an I'm Only Creative If I Smoke smoker. She believes weed, and only weed, brings out the artist in her.

- Would you like to hear some of my poetry?

- You really should.

- I have killed. I have helped kill. I have killed part of myself. I cannot change this, I... I must seek Buddha I must seek Christ.

- You must seek therapy. That's where I would go with that, that's my own...

- The MacGyver smoker is a very handy guy to have around, especially when it comes to reefer.

- Hey, man, we're out of papers.

- All right. Then get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil.

- We don't have a corkscrew.

- All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel... Trust me, bro. I've made bongs with less. Hurry up!

- And then you got your straight-up potheads. You can spot these people by their lack of motivation, mood swings, forgetfulness and, of course, the dreaded low sperm count.

- I don't know which one of these categories we fall into, but I'll tell you this. We ain't no goddamn potheads.

- Then you have the avid nonsmoker. A lot of times they'll get your number accidentally from one of their girlfriends, call up and place an order knowing they don't smoke weed and request that you personally deliver it.

- Then when you get there, they're all mad that it's you selling weed.

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Top rated lines from this movie

Boo this man! Boo!

He gets to talk about music all day. Perfect job for a stoner.

I don't do drugs. Drugs make me sick. They're bad for your body. Up with hope, down with dope.

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Actors: Dave Chappelle (Thurgood Jenkins / Sir Smoke-a-Lot), Jim Breuer (Brian), Harland Williams (Kenny Davis), Tommy Chong (Squirrel Master), Clarence Williams III (Samson Simpson), Rachel True (Mary Jane Potman), Guillermo Díaz (Scarface)

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