- We don't have a corkscrew.
- All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel... Trust me, bro. I've made bongs with less. Hurry up!
12 seconds sound clip from the Half Baked movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:49:16 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Would you like to hear some of my poetry?
- You must seek therapy. That's where I would go with that, that's my own...
- The MacGyver smoker is a very handy guy to have around, especially when it comes to reefer.
- Hey, man, we're out of papers.
- All right. Then get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil.
- Then when you get there, they're all mad that it's you selling weed.
- You smoke weed? At last, we can share everything.
[...]
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