31 Movie Quotes about Self-service (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Jul 10, 2025

Memorable quotes about self-service, selected from famous or less known movies, featuring short audio clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Something that, conveniently enough, lies in your pocket.

Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

2 There has to be a better way. -I got it! Grab a hammer and follow me.

Jim Cummings as Gopher; Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

3 Sorry, miss, I was giving myself an oil job.

Marvin Miller as Robby The Robot in Forbidden Planet (1956)

4 Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman. He's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it!

Sean Penn as Jeff Spicoli in Fast Times at Ridgemont High

5 Get the following. Tools. Check. I got tools.

Barrie Ingham as Basil The Mouse Detective in The Great Mouse Detective

6 Tiny. -Of course. I'm travel size for your convenience. If I was my real size, your cow here would die of fright.

Eddie Murphy as Mushu in Mulan (1998)

7 I came. I sawed. I hammered.

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

8 We don't even have an attic. -Well, then you build a damn attic, then! And then clean it!

9 Well, what are we waiting for? I'll have this thing fixed in no time. Hand me that... The dog-legged clincher there.

Paige O'Hara as Belle in Beauty and the Beast (1991)

10 What's that? -Duct tape. I need it for taping something.

Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho