I tried so many times and that's no lie. It seems to make you laugh each time I cry.
14 seconds sound clip from the Jackie Brown movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:59:27 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Excuse me. My wife thinks she left a bag of beach towels in the fitting room.
- Yeah, I think they're there. Go get 'em. There's nobody in there.
- Thanks.
- Got it.
- I wasn't even gonna buy anything.
- I tried so many times and that's no lie. It seems to make you laugh each time I cry.
- All right. Just keep drivin' to Ninth, where all them car dealerships is.
- We gonna leave this heap in the parking lot and pick up a car the cops don't know nothin' about.
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