Damn, you sad. I know how you're feeling, man. If I had my bong on me right now, dude, I'd let you toke till you choke.
10 seconds sound clip from the Next Friday (2000) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:46:45 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Somebody help me, please! Help me, please!
- Uh-oh. Oh, no, too much traffic. What's this traffic doing? Oh, no.
- Hey, y'all, move over! Move up! Move up! Move! Everybody, move!
- Day-Day.
- What's that green shit hanging out?
- That's chronic, dude. Try it.
- I ain't got no bong or no bullshit brownie but, uh, voila.
- I'm the one with the problems!
[...]