Half Baked Quotes with Sound Clips

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Famous quotes from Half Baked (1998 comedy film), featuring short audio clips of the best lines.

Actors: Dave Chappelle (Thurgood Jenkins / Sir Smoke-a-Lot), Jim Breuer (Brian), Harland Williams (Kenny Davis)

4 more actors

, Tommy Chong (Squirrel Master), Clarence Williams III (Samson Simpson), Rachel True (Mary Jane Potman), Guillermo Díaz (Scarface)

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21 You have smoked yourself retarded.

— Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle)

22 A scavenger smoker is someone who never has weed of their own. But as soon as you smoke it, here they come. Damn!

— Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle)

23 And then you got your straight-up potheads. You can spot these people by their lack of motivation, mood swings, forgetfulness and, of course, the dreaded low sperm count.

— Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle)

24 Come on. Smoke me. We'll have a quickie for old time's sake. -No. She's looking. She's looking.

— Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle)

25 His love life... I'm impotent, man. Get away from me, _!

— Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle), Sir Smoke A Lot (Dave Chappelle)

26 Janitor? Uh, janitor? -Sorry about that. -What is it, scientist?

— Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle)

27 Lady, you want seven bucks for a used Kenny Loggins record? I'll give you five. -He autographed it himself. -All right, I'll give you four.

— Brian (Jim Breuer)

28 Let's just say I'm not getting the respect a cop killer deserves.

— Kenny Davis (Harland Williams)

29 My father's a drug dealer. -Wow, that must've been the _.

— Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle)

30 We're not drug dealers. We're fund-raisers. -Of course, B. -Fully, man.

— Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle)

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