59 Movie Quotes about Glasses (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

Updated: Mar 15, 2026

Memorable quotes about glasses, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

41 That one slipped. -When a man can't hold onto a glass, he should drink like a baby, from a bottle.

Ernest Borgnine as Bart Lonergan; Sterling Hayden as Johnny Guitar Logan in Johnny Guitar (1954)

42 Damn these glasses! -Sir. I can fix those glasses. -You can? Well, here, fix those suckers.

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

43 When Opti-Grab came out, I thought it was the greatest thing ever. And I bought a pair. And this is the result.

Quote from The Jerk

44 This little handle is like a magnet. Your eyes are constantly drawn to it and you end up cockeyed.

Quote from The Jerk

45 What do you think he'll find in Valencia? -Not very much, unless he gets his glasses fixed.

Quote from Curse of the Pink Panther

46 Take off your glasses. -What for? -Then I can see what you're thinking. -I doubt that.

Joanna Lumley as Marie Jouvet; Robert Loggia as Bruno Langlois in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

47 That's it! Your glasses. -What about my glasses? -It's later on, we're having drinks, you break those glasses of yours, and then, quite suddenly, the room goes dark.

Quote from Dead of Night (1945)

48 What the hell is the matter with you, you four-eyed idiot?

G. W. Bailey as Captain Skroeder in Short Circuit (1986)

49 You were wearing the glasses. -We were face to face. -Your mother wouldn't know you in those dark glasses. -She would if I held up a bank.

Harry Belafonte as Johnny Ingram; Ed Begley as David Burke in Odds Against Tomorrow (1959)

50 You need glasses, buddy.

Quote from Meet John Doe (1941)