22 Movie Quotes about Guarantees with AudioBrowse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 Listen, if you don't keep your end of the bargain, then I can't guarantee your safety. Quote from A Bug's Life 2 Might? Might? What kind of ye olde guarantee is that? Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961) 3 I personally guarantee that there will not be a living thing at this party. Thomas Haden Church as Dwayne LaFontant in Over the Hedge 4 It's a free society, except there ain't nothin' free 'cause there's no guarantees, you know? You're on your own. It's the law of the jungle. Quote from RoboCop (1987) 5 'Course I could get a hell of a good look at a T-bone steak by sticking my head up a bull's _, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it. Brian Dennehy as Big Tom Callahan in Tommy Boy (1995) 6 Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it 'guaranteed', I will. I got spare time. Chris Farley as Tommy Callahan in Tommy Boy (1995) 7 Son, if you're not talking about a guarantee, skip it. My customers need to see that little label, lookin' at 'em right in the eye. Quote from Tommy Boy (1995) 8 But why do they put a guarantee on the box then? -'Cause they know all they sold you was a guaranteed piece of _. That's all it is, isn't it? Chris Farley as Tommy Callahan in Tommy Boy (1995) 9 I could guarantee you all day long, but we both know a guarantee is only as good as the man who writes it. Brian Dennehy as Big Tom Callahan in Tommy Boy (1995) 10 Only I sure can't guarantee that you'll still be breathing when you return. Quote from Cannibal Holocaust Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 ► >>