47 Movie Quotes about Haircut with Audio – Page 2

Updated: Sep 2, 2026

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11 Abbott! Please listen, I want you to shave my head. If you refuse to help, I swear I'll burn this temple down.

Quote from The Eight Diagram Pole Fighter

12 The next time that comic artist sticks his brush in here, I'll give it a haircut. All right, brush... you asked for it. Take this!

Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck in Daffy Duck's Easter Egg-Citement

13 He'd better look out I don't catch him. I'll make him pay for what he did to my hair.

Stefanianna Christopherson as Daphne Blake in Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969)

14 $800! Now there's a gentleman with vision and a nice haircut. There's a gentleman with vision. Who'll say 1000? -$1000. -There's a gentleman with double vision and a better haircut. Who'll say 1100? -1100. -There's a gentleman with astigmatism.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

15 Snickerdoodle, what did you do to your hair?

Rhea Perlman as Zinnia Wormwood in Matilda (1996)

16 You will do well, Del. You will do well. If you don't get in too much trouble with all that hair.

Robert Redford as Jeremiah Johnson in Jeremiah Johnson (1972)

17 No. I am going to cut her hair off because it's not as beautiful as mine.

Quote from Almost Heroes (1998)

18 Why do you wear your hair like some wild mustang that needs a currycomb and a brush? I don't think that...

James Caan as Mississippi in El Dorado (1966)

19 My stars. Where did you ever get that awful hairdo? It doesn't become you at all. Here, for goodness' sake. Let me fix it up. Look how stringy and messy it is. What a shame.

Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters

20 Say, pilgrim, that like to parted my hair.

Tim Blaney as Number 5 The Robot in Short Circuit (1986)