42 Movie Quotes about Haircut (Sound Clips) - page 2

Last updated on: March 20, 2025

Memorable quotes about haircut, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

11 No. I am going to cut her hair off because it's not as beautiful as mine.

Quote from Almost Heroes (1998)

12 The next time that comic artist sticks his brush in here, I'll give it a haircut. All right, brush... you asked for it. Take this!

Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck in Daffy Duck's Easter Egg-Citement

13 My stars. Where did you ever get that awful hairdo? It doesn't become you at all. Here, for goodness' sake. Let me fix it up. Look how stringy and messy it is. What a shame.

Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters

14 $800! Now there's a gentleman with vision and a nice haircut. There's a gentleman with vision. Who'll say 1000? -$1000. -There's a gentleman with double vision and a better haircut. Who'll say 1100? -1100. -There's a gentleman with astigmatism.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

15 Oh. Uh... You look different. Uh... Did you get a new haircut?

Quote from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

16 Get a haircut.

Tom Hanks as Jim Lovell in Apollo 13

17 Hey, but, hey, I liked him better with the long hair, bro. Reminded me of Bertier's mama. -What? What?

Quote from Remember the Titans

18 I look stupid. I look like I'm tryin' too hard. I was gonna get a haircut, but then I'd just look like I got a haircut.

Tom Hanks as Sam Baldwin in Sleepless in Seattle

19 They're basically, like, agents of Satan with really awesome haircuts.

Megan Fox as Jennifer Check in Jennifer's Body

20 Morning, Adam. Need a haircut before your vacation?

Quote from Beetlejuice