46 Movie Quotes about Haircut (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

Updated: Mar 15, 2026

Memorable quotes about haircut, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

21 Hey, but, hey, I liked him better with the long hair, bro. Reminded me of Bertier's mama. -What? What?

Quote from Remember the Titans

22 I look stupid. I look like I'm tryin' too hard. I was gonna get a haircut, but then I'd just look like I got a haircut.

Tom Hanks as Sam Baldwin in Sleepless in Seattle

23 They're basically, like, agents of Satan with really awesome haircuts.

Megan Fox as Jennifer Check in Jennifer's Body

24 Morning, Adam. Need a haircut before your vacation?

Quote from Beetlejuice

25 That's too much hair. I know, we'll give her a haircut!

Quote from RoboCop (1987)

26 Hey, Harry, go get yourself a haircut.

Quote from Kelly's Heroes

27 When the hell you gonna to get a haircut?

Quote from Dirty Harry (1971)

28 Whoa. What's the deal with your haircut?

Quote from Joe Dirt (2001)

29 Um, this ain't no haircut. This is a wig.

Quote from Joe Dirt (2001)

30 What's the deal with your haircut, Joe?

Quote from Joe Dirt (2001)