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21 There is a problem you are facing. -Not really. It's just that I have been accused of another murder or two.

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22 Today you would be basking in the safety of our dojo after a bath where I would bring you soap and sweet-smelling oils that you could rub all over your body, and then... I am sorry. I got carried away.

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23 Where'd he learn to drive? Cooking school?

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24 You know, I got a brother in pest control. I give you his number. You blindfold him, bring him on over. He'll nuke every last cockroach and mosquito in this dump.

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25 Ah. Here is my legend: 'It is foretold that a foreign child will come among them, and become a ninja master like no other.'

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26 Perhaps I shall send Dom Perignon to your room. -I prefer to be alone tonight. Perhaps later I will meet your friend Don.

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27 Ah, you are observant as well as beautiful.

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28 Your lies bounce off me like ping-pong balls.

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29 They may have a second copy.

Chris Farley as Haru "The Great White Ninja"; Haru The Great White Ninja in Beverly Hills Ninja

30 Please close your eyes, turn around and count to nine. When you open them, I will be gone.

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