Haru The Great White Ninja: 55 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 2

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11 She is incapable of such things. She is as lovely as a dove!

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12 I think I would like to rent one of your lodgings. Is the cost great? -Compared to what? A hut in a rice paddy?

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13 A spy? A spy is like a gnat compared to a ninja.

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14 Lesson number two, your foe's back can quickly become his front.

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15 And lesson 34, the final technique for ripping a man's head off is by simply using your bare hands. This requires hard work and discipline. Years, sometimes decades to achieve. I suggest that you practice on chickens.

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16 She is rich, she is beautiful, she is blonde. How many rich, beautiful blondes could be in Beverly Hills? -Natural blondes?

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17 A ninja master knows best. You're breaking rule number one, questioning my authority.

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18 You said you were in need of a ninja. I have come many miles, and now travel disguised as a pimp to help you.

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19 I am very sorry to have to tell you this, but I've discovered that your boyfriend is a counterfeiter and a killer. A man like that, you can be certain he is cheating on you, too.

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20 Keep practicing, Joey, and someday you will choke that chicken.

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