You said you were in need of a ninja. I have come many miles, and now travel disguised as a pimp to help you.

Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

8 seconds sound clip from the Beverly Hills Ninja movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:30:59 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Sally! Sally Jones!

- Whoa. I mistook you for a friend of mine. You look so much like her. I mean, him. Actually, up close, you don't look like either of them. They are twins, and they...

- This is nice. Excuse me. I have to be going. Thank you.

- Sally! Sally Jones. It is I, Haru!

- Haru! What are you doing here?

- You said you were in need of a ninja. I have come many miles, and now travel disguised as a pimp to help you.

- Just go away.

- Sally! I have come to rescue you.

- I don't need to be rescued. Just leave!

- Ah. I see. Very smart.

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