Hiccup Horrendous Haddock Iii: 25 Movie Quotes with Audio

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1 What are you going to do about it? -Eh, probably something stupid. -Good, but you've already done that. -Then something crazy. -That's more like it.

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock Iii (Jay Baruchel), Astrid Hofferson (America Ferrera) in How to Train Your Dragon

2 They've killed hundreds of us! -And we've killed thousands of them! They defend themselves, that's all!

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock Iii (Jay Baruchel), Stoick The Vast (Gerard Butler) in How to Train Your Dragon

3 Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.

Jay Baruchel in How to Train Your Dragon

4 Most people would leave. Not us. We're Vikings. We have stubbornness issues.

Jay Baruchel in How to Train Your Dragon

5 Excuse me, barmaid. I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring.

Jay Baruchel in How to Train Your Dragon

6 Between you and me, the village could do with a little less feeding, don't you think?

Jay Baruchel in How to Train Your Dragon

7 No, Dad. No. For once in your life, would you please just listen to me?

Jay Baruchel in How to Train Your Dragon

8 Taking down one of those would definitely get me a girlfriend.

Jay Baruchel in How to Train Your Dragon

9 The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies or parrots, we have dragons.

Jay Baruchel in How to Train Your Dragon

10 Please, two minutes. I'll kill a dragon. My life will get infinitely better. I might even get a date.

Jay Baruchel in How to Train Your Dragon