10 Quotes by Stoick The Vast (+ Sound Clips)

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1 When I was a boy, my father told me to bang my head against a rock and I did it. I thought it was crazy, but I didn't question him. And you know what happened? That rock split in two.

Gerard Butler as Stoick The Vast in How to Train Your Dragon

2 Can you not see that I have bigger problems? Winter is almost here and I have an entire village to feed!

Gerard Butler as Stoick The Vast in How to Train Your Dragon

3 Train hard. I'll be back. Probably.

Gerard Butler as Stoick The Vast in How to Train Your Dragon

4 Oh, Thor Almighty!

Gerard Butler as Stoick The Vast in How to Train Your Dragon

5 We're Vikings. It's an occupational hazard.

Gerard Butler as Stoick The Vast in How to Train Your Dragon

6 Thank you for saving my son. -Well, you know... most of him.

Gerard Butler as Stoick The Vast in How to Train Your Dragon

7 They've killed hundreds of us! -And we've killed thousands of them! They defend themselves, that's all!

Gerard Butler as Stoick The Vast in How to Train Your Dragon

8 No matter how this ends, it ends today.

Gerard Butler as Stoick The Vast in How to Train Your Dragon

9 Your mother would have wanted you to have it. It's half of her breastplate. Matching set. It keeps her close, you know. Wear it proudly. You deserve it.

Gerard Butler as Stoick The Vast in How to Train Your Dragon

10 When we crack this mountain open, all hell is going to break loose. -In my undies. Good thing I brought extras.

Gerard Butler as Stoick The Vast in How to Train Your Dragon

10 Quotes by Stoick The Vast (+ Sound Clips)

1 When I was a boy, my father told me to bang my head against a rock and I did it. I thought it was crazy, but I didn't question him. And you know what happened? That rock split in two.

2 Can you not see that I have bigger problems? Winter is almost here and I have an entire village to feed!

3 Train hard. I'll be back. Probably.

4 Oh, Thor Almighty!

5 We're Vikings. It's an occupational hazard.

6 Thank you for saving my son. -Well, you know... most of him.

7 They've killed hundreds of us! -And we've killed thousands of them! They defend themselves, that's all!

8 No matter how this ends, it ends today.

9 Your mother would have wanted you to have it. It's half of her breastplate. Matching set. It keeps her close, you know. Wear it proudly. You deserve it.

10 When we crack this mountain open, all hell is going to break loose. -In my undies. Good thing I brought extras.

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